Food Noise

The conspiracy of diarrhea lettuce

The newsletter that knows exactly who and what to blame for the summer 2026 poop storm.

Aug 10 • kay(la) kaplan

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July 2026

How to lose a vegan's trust

The newsletter that's made with coconut milk, except when it's not..

Jul 28 • kay(la) kaplan

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June 2026

Sooo, MAHA, is America healthy yet?

The newsletter that wants you to pull yourself up by your organic, non-GMO, unprocessed bootstraps!

Jun 29 • kay(la) kaplan

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May 2026

Cherry-picked: they're coming for Jell-o, teens, & local meat 🍒

The newsletter that wasn't written by the vice president of strategic engagement for the National Pork Producers Council!

May 29 • kay(la) kaplan

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Is veganism a privilege?

The newsletter that shows "blatant disregard for the socioeconomic barriers to healthy food" /:

May 6 • kay(la) kaplan

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Cherry-picked: out with SNAP in with nicotine & greenwashing 🍒

The newsletter that would love to charge you more based on your personal data (and would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for Maryland and those…

May 1 • kay(la) kaplan

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April 2026

Cherry-picked: tofu, transparency, & raw dairy 🍒

The newsletter slinging food systems news under a brand new name!

Apr 10 • kay(la) kaplan

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November 2025

Oy Vey It's My Challah Recipe!

The newsletter that contains the secrets for a fluffy, perfect, egg-free challah!

Nov 26, 2025 • kay(la) kaplan

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October 2025

Oy Vey It's Advice on How to Stay Vegan

The newsletter that isn't trying to recruit you to the cause but would absolutely love to help get you on board!

Oct 17, 2025 • kay(la) kaplan

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July 2025

empathy without subtext

the newsletter that opted out of the oppression olympics

Jul 30, 2025 • kay(la) kaplan

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Oy Vey I Turned 30!

The newsletter that feels like it's carrying the weight of the world.

Jul 8, 2025 • kay(la) kaplan

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June 2025

Do You Trust "Certified Humane"?

The newsletter that has a lot of complaints about buzzwords and food labeling noise.

Jun 7, 2025 • kay(la) kaplan

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